Monday, February 16, 2009

LoVe ?!!! (",)??

Love??? What is the love? Where is the love? And how is the love comes? I am a “Doctor Love” and I will describe and give a meaning about love from A to Z.

Love also known as “feels affection, adore, worship, care for someone and be fond of anything that we want to. In my last research for 10 years ago, Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres. Love will never fails.

Love is an abstract that we know it but we can’t to touch it, we also don’t know how to explain and describe about it, we merely can feel it with our bit of heart and in a deep of our hearts. Sometimes, we hear that some people will talk about love is blind. Is it true?? I also did a research about “is it love is blind?” for 1 million samples around all of states in Malaysia. From that research was shown that 95% was agree that love is blind, 3% was disagree and 2% was know nothing about love. From that result, I can conclude that majority know that love is blind, why it will happen? Statistic of married in Malaysian stated that around 45% men was marry with a women who older than him for 10 or 20 years gap. This is a fact and reality for nowadays.

Love for sex? Or sex for love? Both are totally wrong, Sex is not love! Others culture has taught us that sex and love are one in the same. This is a lie. Sex is a beautiful God-given activity that is wonderful when practiced within have a right relationship or easily known, after get married. We do it for get a children and for make our family become bigger and bigger. This is also one of the sunnah from our prophet Nabi Muhammad S.A.W. when you have a sex with your wife you will gain your family and Islam becomes bigger.

Extra information: the characteristic of my dreams girl are, the first and foremost, I want she is Muslims, if she was converted to Muslims I’ll make sure that she convert because love to Islam and Allah, not just for marry with me. Secondly, are honest, loyal and not rude with me. Thirdly, she must have a good attitude with anybody, especially towards me and strictly to both of my parents and siblings. Thirdly, I want she has a good looking and beautiful, the most important is she is supposed to nice to see. Finally, she must master in cooking and make water.

Now, with honest, I open a tender for anybody want to bit her price for marry with me, if they have these entire characteristic. The lower biding will get to marry with me, may be for 10 years after.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fantastic 4 Superheroes!!!

true story regarding four fantastic superheroes, where they live at Taming Sari Collage Wing A room number 121 in state at UiTM Johor. Certainly, this is not a fairytale story, by read this blog you will know each of the superheroes more closely and you’ll impress or proud with them. Each of them has different types of power ability, where their power comes from different place and resources.

  take note about this first superhero, his name is “Z-Man” or his full name is Mohd Zaki Bin. Md Rafi’i. You see that, this superhero is Muslim, he is 19 years old and his home town is at Taman Perling, Johor Bahru. Today he is studying in Diploma in Accountancy for the second semester. He had a nice physical where his height around 172cms and his weight is 52kgs. He is a nice guy, good looking and as well friendly with his friends. He will never forget about his compulsory to pray when the time is comes. Am I know about his status is he is couple with someone but, he said that they just couple not merry yet. So by my perception his status is couple and available to market. For extraordinary information, he got a talent and power to stop a fire on the spot by using his “Flatulence triple combo power!!!!” automatically the fire will stop on the spot. From researching by Prof. Nanang, Z-Man got his power from his practice every day for do not relief his flatulence and just keep it as a quarantine element for emergency cases. Once you smell his flatulence smell, you will sleep for 3 days and 2 nights.

  Second one of the superheroes is “Captain Malaysia“. From his identity card his name is Abd Razak B. Ahmad. He is also 19 years old. Muslims and he comes from Sri Medan Batu Pahat, johore. He is study in Diploma in Banking for the second semester. His tallness is 170cms and his weight is around 50 to 53kgs. His bed at a bottom bunk of our bed. He also a good boy not lazy to stand up and take a pray for a minutes. He is not arrogant and willing to give a hand when needed by his friends and certainly his special girl friend. As you read, now he is belong to someone, however he is a loyal guy that doesn’t mean 110% he will merry with that girl, by the way who is interested with Captain Malaysia, just lift  your phone number  at the comment Colum. Essentially he got this nick name because of he is one of the Kesatria Commander at this UiTM Johor, and from many of Commanders he is the one and only who have an extraordinary power by use his legs. He got strong legs where it can make the earth quake by smashing his legs on the floor. Usually we take for granted from his power to kick off our room door if the door is locked and haven’t key to open it. We called the name of that power is “The beard of legs power!!!”

  next superhero goes to “chicken-man”. He is an orphanage, his full name is Mohd Syafiq Maula Jalil. Since he was a baby, he doesn’t know who his father is and luckily he can meet his real mother before his mother passed away when he was a young boy. But unfortunately until now, he still doesn’t know where his real father is. Furthermore, he must to thankful to Allah S.W.T, because had give him a new adopt family which, make he as well like them son. He will achieve 20 years old for this year 2009. His height is around 168cms and his weights just assume around 55 to 59kgs because he loves to eat very much especially half-cook egg. His bed at a top-bunk where placed top from Z-Man bed place. My perception about his self are, he is not a stingy man, over talkative and sometimes he looks arrogant with what that he had and want to show off. Parenthetically, I don’t care how much arrogant and show off itself, unless he not stingy to me and polite with our friends relationship. He got that name called chicken-man because, his mouth sometimes like a chicken where don’t know where is the pull stop line of his word. His ability super duper power is, “chicken song sun-shine”. The function of his power is to make somebody who here his talk will go back to the right way or continue their sleep. When blackout has happen, so we can’t hear any song from electronic device. So we need chicken-man helps to sing a song to make someone to repay the blackout problem definitely. It’s to avoid from something problems will happen when hear the vocal of the chicken-man.

        Finally, me and myself where someone call me AL-Starz or Alsuke, my full name is AL AMIRUL AKMAL BIN IDRIS, my hometown is in Planet Namix where I was a neighborhood of  Son-Goku. In earth my age is 19 years old, but in Planet Namix I am 29 years old. I came here to this earth is to control all of three superheroes that I mansion at this upper paragraph. I want to teach them how is the proper way to use the power and do not to use the power at the wrong way. My power is too tremendous similar like Son-Goku, because he is my Master Sifu. In a nutshell, now I must to do my job to teach them, so that is why I live with them together with one room.